It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Nails in their hands and feet
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Xavier
Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!
A Christler.
Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
He forgot the safe word
Fruit of the Womb
Jesus. He went for the cross
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.
They both nailed a 2x4.
He used the Cross Walk.
Have it Yahweh
Hebrew
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
He does crossfit.
Jesus doesn't think he's Bono
Hebrews it.
Jesus
Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body
Jesus in a submarine.
Jesus!
Crossfit
They keep falling through his hands.
Hangman and lacrosse
Because he hates crosswalks
Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)
He forgot his safe word.
He's always nailed to the boards....
I am bread.
A Chrysler
Nine Inch Nails
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
Nine Inch Nails.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
A nail gun.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
Jesus on a rubber cross!
If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.
Because he loves miso
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
Because he was crossed.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because Jesus saves.
A nail gun
He denied Jesus 3 times
Cross fit
Allah back!
All those spikes hurt his hands
I'm Crossed.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Because he's a cross product.
Using the lords name in vanity
Yall nailed it.
What would you do.
Nailed it!
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
He forgot the safe word.
He died on the cross!
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Allah take the flight controls
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
The blasfemur
He gets out the Bible Belt!
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Kanye's not him.
HOLY MACKAREL!
Jesus going up for the cross!
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he was born in a barn.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Me! That hurts!
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
To Test a Mint
Math hue.
He got hammered with his buddies.
Miracle whip.
Baby on board.
They all had a brave-heart.
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A paddy melt!!
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
They act too paowerful
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Tenplates
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They are probably in better shape than you.
