God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!
God dogs
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
God supports everything.
Cheesus
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Ollah!
Praise the Load
Well... If it's any constellation...
Jesus
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Nahweh.
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
It was all a myth-take!
The time God took to cook us
Because he wasn't
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Because Jesus saves.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Because he doesn't exist.
Praystation
Not today.
God is the answer.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
They're always talking about God.
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Because he isn't real.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
A Christler
Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.
I Apollogize".
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Get a new robe!
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Pretzalcoatl
Knee-mail
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
I'm Thor
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
She was taking god's name in vein.
Because God bless America
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
God bless America.
A Blasfemur
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
His Ex-Wife.
Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
Practice makes perfect.
R/EyeBleach.
Go Ahead Make My Day
God does not punish twice.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
They were both caused by a message from god.
It's holey! get it
Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS
The sun exists.
Tell him your plans.
An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Because we're not all sandwiches
Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.
God: Err...
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
Deus Ex Macarena
Some people think God is real.
God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.
By abusing his names in other languages.
Because he liked it.
A Skywalker
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
So we don't poke our eyes out.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Me: oh, um, science.
Eggnog-stic.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
O Cristor Redundant
I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Gouda Hell.
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because no one else will do it for them!
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
When he owns it.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
The holy braille
He was baroque.
Write 'pp espressivo'.
Original) A Porcupine!
Bunny farts
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
M'rauders Map
Damn it!
Dam.
We don't talk about it...
They trash talk.
